Sunday, 13 September 2009

Product Placement

Following the decision to allow product placement on ITV I've decided that it's about TIMEX the physis GAP followed suit and crossed the FORD FIESTA 1.2 GL into the world of revenue. And why not. After all, development does not come cheaply, in terms of personal POWERGEN. As we like to say at the Physis GAP HQ - why go in straight lines when you can DYSON round a corner with ease??

I'm off for a snack, currently sponsored by Mrs Physis Gap's CHOCOLATE BROWNIES.

Do let me know if this new policy gets in the way.

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Dodgy Statistics

The first 'Physis Gap' poll has now closed and the votes have been counted. People were asked to relate their own physis to food and we have learned that a whopping 57% of respondents opted for'fillet steak' and a further 43% went for 'bacon sandwich'.

So this makes the winner: Meat. By a considerable margin. Bad news for salad.

And the most interesting thing for me is that I've learned to ask better questions in polls. My own learning is up 100%!

So, it would seem that physis can be measured, even in osbcure food-related ways.

I'm now thinking of what to do for the next poll.

Any ideas out there?

Please do let me know, I'm off for a sausage-burger. Yummy.

Sunday, 6 September 2009

Camping

Well hello again and my physis is back from its Summer break, nicely tanned and raring to go.

So raring in fact it has decided to go camping, which is something of a major breakthrough, given that my general hatred of camping is well known.

Hatred is such a strong word I should find something better perhaps...let's try loathe. Me and camping are like cows and motorbikes. They just don't go together.

However, having had a fun time away in our caravan and seeing my eldest son enjoy camping out in the garden I decided that it was time to roll up my feelings and do the decent Dad thing and take him away for a weekend under canvass. With this in mind I spent last night with him by way of practice and we had a fun time, apart from the cold and the general misery of being in a sleeping bag on hard ground.

My physis needed to start small, which is always a good tip if you want to go in a direction and need to find a way to get started.

So we will go away in the next few weeks and I will keep you posted.

In the mean time, don't be surprised if you pass a Friesian on a Yamaha... vroom, vroom, moo, moo!